' Ugh, I'm not gonna get in trouble for impersonating a police officer now, am I?' - After picking up the Badge ' Oh, this reminds me of when I was a child, playing Cops n Robbers.' - After picking up the Badge Unless, of course, it happens to be a sword fight.' - After picking up the Pen ' They say the pen is mightier than the sword. ' I thought evil contracts were usually signed in blood.' - After picking up the Pen